Forgive me beauty gods, for I am a sinner who's probably gonna sin again...
I've just figured out how to do my brows in the last year.
I've also just learnt what the "crease" is & where it is on my eyelid in the last 12-18 months.
I'm terrified of looking like a clown, so I don't apply much blush to my cheeks. Only problem is, I can't live without the stuff because I look like the walking dead if I don't wear it.
I don't fake tan, despite being the perfect candidate for it. The possibility of turning out some shade of oompa loompa....*shudders*...sorrynotsorry to the people who get blinded by my whiteness on the beach. I wouldn't rule out using it in the future though.
I'm nervous about wearing bright eyeshadow, so I stick to neutrals....that's if I'm wearing eyeshadow, which is rare because I (believe I) suck at applying the stuff and can't seem to make it look good on my (possibly) semi-hooded & (definitely) close-set eyes.
Speaking of eyeshadow...I've yet to master a multi-hued eyeshadow look. I'd really love to though.
I neither own nor use bronzer, highlighters or illuminators.
I don't understand contouring, nor do I think it would suit me and my pale self. Strobing I can sorta understand, but contouring?
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The idea of lining my waterline freaks the shit out of me...
...as do eyelash curlers, thanks to the curler-wielding chick in this video! (Go to 1:53 & PREPARE TO BE SCARED.)
What's another thing that freaks me out? Nail salons. I've never paid someone for a mani/pedi because I'm utterly frightened of getting a nail infection.
I have a blonde moustache. Don't worry kids; it gets threaded away every 6 weeks. I do have some limits!
For the most part, I don't bother shaving my legs in winter...but in my defence, everyone with double X chromosomes does this. Am I right ladies?
I got my first grey hair at 16. Yep, you read that right, 16. Thanks genetics for making me go prematurely grey! (My hair's roughly one-third to one-half grey at present and in dire need of a dye job.)
I generally only cleanse my face at night unless I'm putting on makeup during the day, which isn't all that often. I have tried to get into the habit of cleansing & all that other jazz in the morning because I have noticed a difference in the way my skin feels when I do this, but I either don't think of it or simply can't be arsed.
Aaaand I'm spent.
Oops I did it again...forgot to mention that this has been linked to the Monday Makeup Madness partay over at Fabulous and Fun Life.
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